R.J. Grunts^®

Brunch

Weekend Brunch

Bacon & Egg Sandwich2 scrambled eggs topped w/bacon and gooey American cheese on challah. There's a yolk in there somewhere.12.95

3 Egg BreakfastWant a 2 egg breakfast? No problem just ask the person to your left to eat one. Served with chicken sausage or bacon, hashbrowns & toast.12.95

Thick-cut Challah French ToastWe drive once a week to Northern Vermont to pick up their delicious maple syrup! If only there was an easier way? Plus, whipped butter.12.95

Breakfast Burrito GrandeYou ever get so lazy all you want is breakfast in a tube? Well, this is the next best thing. Loaded with bacon, some cheeses, scrambled eggs & pico de gallo. I see a bed in your future. Ask about crunchy style!12.95

Brunch Sides

Grunts Bacon^gf4.50

Chicken Sausage4.50

Toast3.50

Hash Browns4.50

Cheesy Buffalo Hash Browns6.50

Please advise the restaurant of any dietary restrictions and allergies when dining in or placing a carry out order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness. All items are subject to availability. | As a way to offset rising costs associated with the restaurant (food, beverage, labor, benefits, supplies), we have added a 3% surcharge to all checks. We do this in lieu of increased menu prices. You may request to have this taken off your check, should you choose.

Dessert

From The Fountain

The Black CowRoot Beer and vanilla ice cream or try it with lo-cal root beer & frozen yogurt. MOOOOOOOOO...9

Hot Fudge SundaePeople always try & dress this one up by adding candy & fruit (really?). I like to keep it simple... A couple scoops of vanilla ice cream, hot fudge, whipped cream & a cherry on top!Small 6.50Large 8

Giant Malts & ShakesChocolate, strawberry, vanilla, pineapple, coconut, banana, raspberry, oreo, caramel, peanut butter, coffee, dreamsicle. Name your flavor or combo7.95

Healthy Malts & ShakesAs above, made with low-fat yogurt and skim milk all for just.7.95

Cookie In A BowlA giant chocolate chip cookie right out of the oven, topped with vanilla ice cream & hot fudge.Half 6.50Full 10

Cookie In A Bowl: The SequelJust like the first one but with less plot holes and exposition. Made with a cinnamon sugar cookie & Gooey caramel sauce.Half 6.50Full 10

As a way to offset rising costs associated with the restaurant (food, beverage, labor, benefits, supplies), we have added a 3% surcharge to all checks. We do this in lieu of increased menu prices. You may request to have this taken off your check, should you choose.

Drinks

Our "Notso" Vintage Wine List

The BubblyGiuliana Prosecco, Italy. We tried every Prosecco at our local Binzy's and we um... zzzzz...1248

White Wine

pricing for glass or bottle

Sauvignon BlancMarlborough, New ZealandGlass 11Bottle 44

ChardonnaySonoma Valley, CAGlass 14Bottle 56

Red Wine

pricing for glass or bottle

Pinot NoirWillamette Valley, ORGlass 13Bottle 52

MalbecMendoza, ArgentinaGlass 11Bottle 44

Draft Suds

pricing for glass or pitcher

3 Floyds - GumballheadIN7.5027

3 Floyds - Rotating TapIN8.5030

Bell's Brewery - Rotating TapMI7.5027

Goose Island - Hazy Beer Hug IpaIL7.5027

Oskar Blues - Lil' Mama's PilsCO7.5027

Bud Light621

Buckle Down - Cactus Pants Mexican LagerIL7.5027

Revolution - Freedom Lemonade SourIL7.5027

Bottles & Cans

and just clap your hands & just clap your hands

Pbr Tall Boys 16ozWI5

Miller Lite5

Blue Moon7

Corona6

Stella Artois7

City Water Hard Seltzer7

Lagunitas Ipa7

Right Bee Cider7

Classic Cocktails

Strawberry DaiquiriEl Dorado Rum, strawberries, lime & pomegranate.13

Señor Grunts' MargaritaCasamigos Tequila, agave nectar and lime on the rocks.Glass 13Carafe 52

Old Ol' FashionedHigh West Double Rye, sweet demerara, Angostura & orange bitters.13

Moscow MuleBasic vodka, ginger beer & fresh lime.13

Red Wine SangriaGlass 10Carafe 40

Beverages

Grunts GrindsWe grind our own blend of the highest end arabica coffee & also we filter the water to keep it from tasting crappy. Don't want to stay up all night? We have decaf.2.75

Soda, Pop & Soda Popcoke, diet coke, sprite, perrier3.25

H2oA.K.A. bottled water2

Sprecher's Award-winning Root Beer6.50

Please advise the restaurant of any dietary restrictions and allergies when dining in or placing a carry out order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness. All items are subject to availability. | As a way to offset rising costs associated with the restaurant (food, beverage, labor, benefits, supplies), we have added a 3% surcharge to all checks. We do this in lieu of increased menu prices. You may request to have this taken off your check, should you choose.

Lunch and Dinner

The Digital Chopped Salad Bar

Believe it or not there's 9,986,548,936 possible combinations!

Sandwiches

all burgers are char-broiled

HamburgerJuicy chopped sir-loin served on a sesame bum escorted by a heaping portion of cottage fries, a very dull pickle16.95

CheeseburgerAbsolutely the same as the above forementioned with one extremely gooey exception. You guessed it. CHEESE! Want the works? Just ask!16.95

Veggie BurgerFake out your mouth and stick to your diet all at the same time. Topped with pepper jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, & salsa all on a honey oat wheat bun.14.95

Mr. ChickenA fowl homage to Joe & Dom at Mr. Beef. Sliced roasted chicken, au jus, with grilled peppers, provolone cheese, giardiniera.14.95

Improved & New Tuna MeltHoly cheddar cheese Batman! They take challah, a pile of tuna salad & tomato, then they add a gooey slice of cheddar cheese.14.95

All American Chicken Wraps, Baskets & Others

Chicken TendersServed with two profound dipping sauces; BBQ & Ranch. Or jack them up and ask for Buffalo style. Either way it's $17.9517.95

Santa Fe WrapAl pastor aka "shepherd style" marinated chicken cinched up w/ pico de gallo, pepper jack cheese, guacamole, chipotle mayo and lettuce.15.95

Buffalo WrapImagine our buffalo wings with lettuce, tomato and bleu cheese all in one colossal tortilla... boneless of course I learned my lesson.15.95

Soup

French Onion SoupOur own home- made onion soup covered with crunchy croutons & melted cheezes.8.50

Vegetarian ChiliThe answer my friend is blowing in the wind7.95

Appetizers

Better late than never! Amiright?

Buffalo NachosWe take nachos & cover them with chopped Buffalo chicken. psst... If you want to sound like an insider ask for "BUFF-CHICK-NATCH!"15.50

Potato SkinsA dear Fred of mine told me never to waste anything, so here we are. Served with a bacon & onion sour cream dip and salsa.10.95

R.J. Style Entrees

Chicken FajitasThin tender cuts of chicken sautéed w/ peppers & onions make up this tex mex favorite. Served with a side of Sante Fe rice, Guacamole, Salsa & a pile of warm our tortillas. Make 'em steak add $721.95

Steak On A Stick!I had this bright idea after a night of camping with no cookware. Tender cuts of steak untenderly assembled on an enormous toothpick with mushrooms, onions & bell peppers.21.95

Sides

Cottage Fries4.50

French Fries5.50

Sweet Potato Fries6.50

Merkts Cheddar Cheese Sauce2.95

Cole Slaw3.95

Mac & Cheese6.95

*These items are cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellsh, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness. | As a way to offset rising costs associated with the restaurant (food, beverage, labor, benefits, supplies), we have added a 3% surcharge to all checks. We do this in lieu of increased menu prices. You may request to have this taken off your check, should you choose.