Your R.J. Grunts Order According to Your Star Sign
The O.G. Lettuce spot turns 55 on June 10 (and is SUCH a Gemini...)
The original Lettuce Entertain You restaurant R.J. Grunts turns 55 years young this month. Open on Earth since June 10, 1971, the Lincoln Park favorite for burgers, sandwiches, shakes, and malts—also widely celebrated for inventing the salad bar!—spent its early years leaning into astrology. In honor of our beloved Gemini’s birthday, we turned to the stars to determine the R.J. Grunts menu item every zodiac sign should be ordering.
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Aries (March 21 – April 19): R.J.’s Wings
Aries doesn’t do subtle. You want heat, mess, and maybe even something competitive that could to turn dinner into a challenge. R.J.’s Wings have a cult following, and honestly, that tracks for the zodiac’s firestarter. Customizable with buffalo, spicy buffalo or BBQ sauce, pair them with a cocktail and prepare to dominate the table conversation.
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Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Cookie in a Bowl 
Every pleasure-seeking Taurus lives for comfort and indulgence, so naturally your R.J. Grunts go-to is this creation featuring a warm cookie drowning in vanilla ice cream and hot fudge. Despite what your dining companions might think, this is not a dessert “for the table.” Order it for yourself and protect your peace. You deserve the finer things in life.
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Gemini (May 21 – June 20): $5 Classic Cocktails at Late Night Happy Hour
As the social butterfly of the zodiac, you’ve never met a happy hour you don’t like, so you’ll likely be spotted at Grunts every Thursday – Saturday from 8:00 PM – 10:00 PM. Geminis pride themselves on being in the know, and given that R.J. Grunts’ Late Night Happy Hour has a menu of a dozen classic cocktails for just $5 each, (Chicago Magazine dubbed it the Best Happy Hour in Chicago), you’ll be there. Or not. It’s anyone’s guess…
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Cancer (June 21 – July 22): R.J.’s Famous Chili
No sign appreciates comfort food quite like Cancer. So for you, a bowl of R.J.’s Famous Chili, enjoyed alongside a few of your favorite people in one of Grunts’ cozy wooden booths feels like a warm hug. We’re talking peak nostalgia and emotional satisfaction. (The French Onion Soup deserves an honorable mention here, too!) You take care of everyone—go ahead and enjoy a little self-care.
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Leo (July 23 – August 22): Gruntburger
Leos do not come to R.J. Grunts to order a salad. You’re going for the Gruntburger with the works—fried onions, blue cheese and all the main-character energy this burger brings to the table. If the house-made cottage fries aren’t bringing enough drama, order up some Pickle Fries on the side.
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Virgo (August 23 – September 22): Create Your Own Salad Bar
Virgos love control, organization, and a meal optimized to perfection. R.J. Grunts literally built its reputation on the salad bar concept, and the modern BYO version will scratch your itch for customization and balance, allowing you to select ingredients with spreadsheet-level precision. But even with 873,065,282,167,813,104,916 possible combinations available (seriously), Virgos will order the same salad every time.
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Libra (September 23 – October 22): Potato Skins
Libras appreciate timeless classics that everybody likes, especially if there’s a good story behind it. R.J. Grunts’ Potato Skins deliver without trying too hard—crispy, comforting, and crowd-pleasing, every time. When they arrive at the table, it’s the starter that no one knew they needed. Effortlessly charming, just like you.
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Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): French Dip Enigma
Scorpio energy is all about depth, intensity, and a little mystery. Enter the French Dip Enigma: Rich, spicy, and serious enough to feel like a commitment. Bonus points if you order it during inclement weather and act emotionally unavailable the entire meal. Carmy from The Bear has nothing on you, babe.
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Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): Buffalo Chicken Wrap
Sagittarius doesn’t sit still long enough for a formal meal. You need something portable, flavorful, and slightly unhinged, which makes the Buffalo Chicken Wrap—to-go—a perfect fit for the zodiac’s adventurous wildcard. You’re always on the move so don’t have the patience for anything fancy—Cottage Fries on the side? *Chef’s kiss*
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Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Grilled Cheese
Capricorns appreciate institutions, traditions, and foods that have survived decades without needing reinvention. R.J. Grunts’ Grilled Cheese, with melty cheddar and Swiss cheeses on challah bread served with cottage fries is practical, dependable, and iconic—basically Capricorn energy on a plate. We know you order this after every trip to the Lincoln Park Zoo…it’s tradition!
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Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Pancake Breakfast Sandwich
Aquarius loves to be different, even at brunch. While everyone else orders the 3-Egg Breakfast or Ham & Cheese Omelette, you’re over here ordering up the Pancake Breakfast Sandwich and explaining why it’s totally normal to eat scrambled eggs with American cheese and bacon with two delicious buttermilk pancakes as the bread, dipping it all in maple syrup. Honestly? Respect.
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Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Giant Shakes & Malts
Whimsical doesn’t even begin to describe Pisces, so this sign will order one of R.J. Grunts’ Giant Shakes and Malts and romanticize the entire experience. Every one of these handspun, social media-worthy creations feels delightfully vintage and slightly dreamy, which is exactly the vibe Pisces brings everywhere they go. You’ll even make the healthier versions made with low-fat yogurt and skim milk feel magical.
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Whatever sign you are, we thank our lucky stars that you’ve found your favorites at R.J. Grunts over the last 55 years, and look forward to serving up more burgers, shakes, cocktails and comfort food for many more years to come!
